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beatonna:

when you are going to be an aunt, the babies are everywhere and they are real 

GPOY

(Ooohmg my sister is pregnant, y’all)

jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…

I am considering NaNo ideas….

(via beezelbubbles)

kiss-my-aspergers:

cosmictuesdays:

witchylana:

unbuttonedinawood:

pasiphile:

fructosebat:

swanjolras:

when i find myself in times of trouble

terry pratchett comes to me

whispering sam vimes once arrested a motherfucking dragon

you are capable of literally anything

Sam Vimes once arrested two opposing armies to end a war.

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Sam Vimes fought an ancient mind-controlling spirit and won. Sam Vimes killed a werewolf with his bare hands. Sam Vimes happily wears the awful lumpy itchy socks his wife knits him. Sam Vimes causes traffic jams in order to be home in time to read his baby a bedtime story. Sam Vimes fought at the barricades— twice. Sam Vimes waited until his interviewee had left and then put his coat over his head so no one could hear him laughing hysterically at her silly name. Sam Vimes is my hero.

Sam Vimes overcame a crippling alcohol dependency. Sam Vimes examines and confronts his internal prejudices. Sam Vimes lived in poverty because he was giving his salary to the widows and orphans of fellow officers. Sam Vimes cleaned up a corrupt police force and made it inclusive of the different ethnicities in his city.

Sam Vimes is my hero too.

He turned to leave, then seemed to have a thought. “Sergeant Dorfl!” he said, turning back. “D’you think you’ll believe in gods now?”

Every eye in the Watch House turned to the golem sergeant. “Not Gods, Yet.” said Sergeant Dorfl. “But Always Sam Vimes.”

- Mister Vimes’d Go Spare

do it for the vimes

It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped [thinking of themselves as] citizens the only other thing they could be was soldiers.” — Sam Vimes, Snuff

(via mrflibbleisverycross)

spacetiger-bonsai:

euphoriaclouds:

thesoftghetto:

Protesters upset about the smearing of Mike Brown converged at CNN headquarters.

aye my city

yup Atlanta showed up today!

(via nayyirahwaheed)

Hold up, so how does this work?

tacoorbeerchallenge:

You find yourself a fucking taco, or a fucking beer, or a fucking taco and a beer, then you eat the fucking taco or drink the fucking beer or eat and drink both the fucking taco and the beer, and then you donate some money to an abortion fund. You fucking film yourself doing this shit and then you send us the fucking video and we put it on the fucking internet.

"BUT BUT BUT WAAAAHHHHH I DON’T KNOW ANY ABORTION FUNDS"

Welp you fucking do now.

"BUT BUT BUT WAAAAAAH I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO SEND MY VIDEO"

Welp you fucking do now.

My kind of challenge!

the-uncensored-she:

thebluelip-blondie:

nothing but love and respect for the people of gaza they’re in the middle of a genocide and they’re trying to help the people in Fergunson protect themselves against tear gas 

Global solidarity among oppressed people.

(via arabface)

officialdollyparton:

I often think about where I have been, where I am going, and that’s about when I think about… :)

Home sweet home,
Home, back to the hills of the whippoorwills,
Home, with the fireflies blinking and the night stars twinkling,
Home, honeysuckle vine and muscadine wine

I miss the whippoorwills the most, I think. Then I think it’s the fireflies. And a friend has a honeysuckle hand soap in her bathroom that hits me right in the heart every time.

How should one go about sexting, then? Is there a correct way to do it?

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straightwhiteboystexting:

Yeah you make sure it’s consensual and don’t ask dumb non-sexy shit like what their bra size is damn 

And if/when it does move on to pictures, be sure you have taken everything critiquemydickpic has ever posted to heart.

Honestly, it’s the best practical notes on the hetero female gaze I have ever seen in a non-body judgmental way. You can even apply the same tips to pictures *without* a dick in them.

nixiesaurus:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:

mybuttisaurus:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

This is actually really good for anxiety

When I’m having a particularly stressful time, I put Calming Cat up on the biggest screen I can and just leave it on.

(via lunetarian)

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